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We're not going back, were never ever going back.
We're not going back, until we get what we want back.
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The neighbors are growing weed, I know cos I can smell it
The neighbours are growing weed, but they won’t fucking sell it
There's a grow on my street, and they won’t sell to me.
The turpentine fill the air, my nose is going crazy
Me neighbor won’t sell me any cos he’s fucking lazy.
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Too Fat to Fly
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16 years old I could Ollie quite high, I could do a kick flip but couldn’t really grind
Then I discovered weed, booze and pies, now I’m too fat to fly
Trucks are out of control
Wheels are out of control
Board is fucking broke
Cos I’m too fat too fly
Rolling downhill, falling downhill
There were no vert, there were no parks, but B&Q Car park worked in the dark
Getting kicked off the hospital grounds, now I’m too fat to fly
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Revenge of the Sausage Roll
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Casa Belmondo
02:14
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Let me tell you a story about a steak that I once had, it was called Speedio, tasted oh so good man you don’t know, well the Chef put something special deep inside that sauce, cut straight from Columbia, tasted oh so good man you don’t know.
Down at Belmondo,
Disposable income makes me feel alright, get out of my way on a Friday night.
Here we go, down to Belmondo
So Fat Tony finally found, what was going on, news spread like wild fire, the disrespect was clear for all who could see, so he sent 2 goons to have a word in this chef’s ear.
Concrete shoes on this boy
Sleeping with the fishes now there’s no doubt
Down at Belmondo
When the guys in white suit walks in at night, stay out of there way and you’ll be alright
Here we go, down to Belmondo
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Kirk
01:38
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Can I borrow a feeling
I don’t recall saying good luck
I sleep in a racing car
Those Shelbyville’s are idiots
And it tears me up inside
Dam it Luann
Hurting hearts need some healing
Can I borrow a jar of love?
I don’t believe that Millhouse, Should be having 2, spaghetti meals in one day.
Give him his soul back
I got work in the morning
Dammit Millhouse
Its dignity Luann
Its clearly dignity Luann
Dammit Luann
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The Freddie Adu Song
02:12
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Freddie Adu, oh Freddie Adu
And Cherno Samba Too.
Champ Man/John Barnes
What happened to you?
I’m a wonderkid too.
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Tell them Jim what they've won
The’ve won a speed boat
Tony is at the Oche
The’ve won a speed boat
Pat and Phil have come from Leeds
The’ve won a speed boat
Super, Smashing, Great.
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Youre a loose cannon
Youre a loose cannon
The Mayor's on my ass because of this.
Youre a loose cannon
Youre a loose cannon
Your mouth writing cheques that your ass cant cash.
Youre a loose cannon
Your a loose cannon
Give me your badge, give me your gun.
Youre a loose cannon
Youre a loose cannon
No one needs a hero round here.
Youre a loose cannon
Youre a loose cannon
3 days from retirement
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Curry Party
01:49
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Rogan josh and vindaloo
Shabba chicken and Korma too, giant Nanns and poppadoms, shammi keebabs said we'll have it all.
Blue tiffin and westwood east
Indian ocean or the indish, similar bengal brasserie.
Were all going for a cuury party
Get out your nanns and dance
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