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69 Spotify Listeners Can't All Be Wrong

by The Crash Mats

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1.
We're not going back, were never ever going back. We're not going back, until we get what we want back.
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The neighbors are growing weed, I know cos I can smell it The neighbours are growing weed, but they won’t fucking sell it There's a grow on my street, and they won’t sell to me. The turpentine fill the air, my nose is going crazy Me neighbor won’t sell me any cos he’s fucking lazy.
3.
16 years old I could Ollie quite high, I could do a kick flip but couldn’t really grind Then I discovered weed, booze and pies, now I’m too fat to fly Trucks are out of control Wheels are out of control Board is fucking broke Cos I’m too fat too fly Rolling downhill, falling downhill There were no vert, there were no parks, but B&Q Car park worked in the dark Getting kicked off the hospital grounds, now I’m too fat to fly
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Revenge of the Sausage Roll
5.
Let me tell you a story about a steak that I once had, it was called Speedio, tasted oh so good man you don’t know, well the Chef put something special deep inside that sauce, cut straight from Columbia, tasted oh so good man you don’t know. Down at Belmondo, Disposable income makes me feel alright, get out of my way on a Friday night. Here we go, down to Belmondo So Fat Tony finally found, what was going on, news spread like wild fire, the disrespect was clear for all who could see, so he sent 2 goons to have a word in this chef’s ear. Concrete shoes on this boy Sleeping with the fishes now there’s no doubt Down at Belmondo When the guys in white suit walks in at night, stay out of there way and you’ll be alright Here we go, down to Belmondo
6.
Kirk 01:38
Can I borrow a feeling I don’t recall saying good luck I sleep in a racing car Those Shelbyville’s are idiots And it tears me up inside Dam it Luann Hurting hearts need some healing Can I borrow a jar of love? I don’t believe that Millhouse, Should be having 2, spaghetti meals in one day. Give him his soul back I got work in the morning Dammit Millhouse Its dignity Luann Its clearly dignity Luann Dammit Luann
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Freddie Adu, oh Freddie Adu And Cherno Samba Too. Champ Man/John Barnes What happened to you? I’m a wonderkid too.
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Tell them Jim what they've won The’ve won a speed boat Tony is at the Oche The’ve won a speed boat Pat and Phil have come from Leeds The’ve won a speed boat Super, Smashing, Great.
9.
Youre a loose cannon Youre a loose cannon The Mayor's on my ass because of this. Youre a loose cannon Youre a loose cannon Your mouth writing cheques that your ass cant cash. Youre a loose cannon Your a loose cannon Give me your badge, give me your gun. Youre a loose cannon Youre a loose cannon No one needs a hero round here. Youre a loose cannon Youre a loose cannon 3 days from retirement
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Curry Party 01:49
Rogan josh and vindaloo Shabba chicken and Korma too, giant Nanns and poppadoms, shammi keebabs said we'll have it all. Blue tiffin and westwood east Indian ocean or the indish, similar bengal brasserie. Were all going for a cuury party Get out your nanns and dance

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“ if you are looking for a fun way to fill a quarter-hour or need a quick pick-me-up when feeling low, blast this album as loud as possible and sink into the playful world of The Crash Mats. As they say, 69 Spotify listeners can’t all be wrong… can they?!” - Destroyed By Madness

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released November 9, 2023

© 2023 The Crash Mats
Recorded at DOA Studios Bolton

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