Santa the Cat Burglar

by Glue Ear

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It was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse Except for some bastard Up on the roof Santa’s a thief, and here’s the fucking proof! He’s got big black boots that come up to his thighs and a big bushy beard that's his disguise He studied burglary 101 and nicked all the tools to get the job done he has this way of getting on to your roof so breaking and entering, there is no proof! He'll slip down your chimney and drink all your wine he’s a wiley bastard that leaves no clues behind Santa the cat burglar Santa the cat burglar He stole all the prezzies I bought for my Mum drank all the whiskey and then all the rum Santa the cat burglar (What a cunt) He'll slip out of your house and on to the next just how he does it leaves me perplexed how the fat git can be so fucking fast filling up his sack to the very last last house he goes it to will be his own slips out of his red suit now hes safe at home empties his sack on to your bed and plays with his toys until he turns red Santa the cat burglar Santa the cat burglar Get it to your house and leave a floater in the loo with a little card that say's from me to you Santa the cat burglar Santa the cat burglar (ho Ho Ho) Santa the cat burglar (ho Ho Ho)
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It was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse Except for some b*****d Up on the roof Santa’s a thief, and here’s the f***king proof! He’s got big black boots that come up to his thighs and a big bushy beard that's his disguise He studied burglary 101 and nicked all the tools to get the job done he has this way of getting on to your roof so breaking and entering, there is no proof! He'll slip down your chimney and drink all your wine he’s a wiley b*****d that leaves no clues behind Santa the cat burglar Santa the cat burglar He stole all the prezzies I bought for my Mum drank all the whiskey and then all the rum Santa the cat burglar (What a c*nt) He'll slip out of your house and on to the next just how he does it leaves me perplexed how the fat git can be so f**king fast filling up his sack to the very last last house he goes it to will be his own slips out of his red suit now hes safe at home empties his sack on to your bed and plays with his toys until he turns red Santa the cat burglar Santa the cat burglar Get it to your house and leave a floater in the loo with a little card that say's from me to you Santa the cat burglar Santa the cat burglar (ho Ho Ho) Santa the cat burglar (ho Ho Ho)

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Santa isn't as good as you think, he is really a thieving degenerate. Let Glue Ear present to you the evidence

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released November 22, 2019

Written by Glue Ear
Performed by:
Scott Bradley - Guitar / Bass / Vox
Jake Ryder - Drums

Recorded at Kesbri Studios by Ant Booth

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